I came across this weird Glossary of terms and I can't help but to say; "right! right?"
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. "
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.