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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

TERMS (mis)DEFINED


I came across this weird Glossary of terms and I can't help but to say; "right! right?"

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. "

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.


writer: Anonymous

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